The Chaos Cafe - Chapter 1

Were you expecting a review? TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

I have a story that I wrote a while back. It is called: The Chaos Cafe. It Takes place in a Cafe run by someone known as SSX, Or SuperstarX. It will be released on the blog as chapters. (Suspense! :D)

Me: "walks in and orders a starsoda and starts walking with it towards a table"

Waluigi: "trips me"

Me: Woah WHAAA! "falls and spills starsoda on shadow"

Shadow: GRR!!! "starts chasing me"

Me: Uh oh... "runs as fast as I can"

Waluigi: (while I am running from shadow, accidentally knocking stuff over) Waha! Waluigi's number one!

Shadow: Meh, I'm wasting my time. "goes to sit down"

Me: *phew* Hey Wario, whatcha got there?

Wario: Its a diamond I found on top a pillar! It was guarded by a red echidna, but I stole it while he was not looking.

Me: Wario, thats a chaos emerald! And that red echidna was Knuckles!

Wario: Knuckles??? You mean that guy with the spikes on his Knuckles?

Me: Yes... Im gonna go tell him that you stole it.

Wario: W-Wait! Here! Take it! I cant stand getting beat up!

Me: -_- And I thought Wario was tough... "gives the emerald to knuckles while mario and ssx argue"

Mario: SSX-a! come on-a! I want another mushroom-a!

SSX: No Mario! you have had too many! besides! you don't have any money left!

Mario: Mamma Mia...

Meanwhile...

Luigi: MAMA MIA! "lands on a table and breaks it"

Fawful: I am seeing plumber of green is falling on table! I must go helpify him!

Fawful: (to luigi) I am seeing that you are hurting as much as crust on bread after it has been cut and thrown in the blender!

Are you having the alrights?

Luigi: Yes, i'm fine. How did I fall on the table?

Fawful: I am not knowing. You just had the touch the chaos emerald and was having teleportation over a table.

Luigi: What? O_o Never mind.

Meanwhile again...

Wario: Meh, shadow is stupid.

Me: ! Orly? You wanna go tell him that?

Wario: Um.... no.

Me: Why not?

Wario: Well, I, uh...

Me: You scared?

Wario: NO! "Belly rumbles" WAHAHA! You know what that means!

Me: O_O EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER!

Wario: WAHAHA! "Mega flatuence"

"the force of the flatus knocks everything over"

"cafe fills with flatuence gas"

Everyone: EW! UGH! "Runs out of cafe"

After the cafe is fixed... again...

SSX: Okay, now since wario is banned from the cafe, maybe now we can haz some peace.

Waluigi: Why did you not ban shadow from the cafe?

SSX: I am not going to answer that. Now...

"A large rumble is heard, and bottles fall off the shelves"

Me: WHOAH! What was that?

"A familiar looking flying clown car and a hovering egg shaped hovercar appear in the air"

Mario: MAMA MIA! BOWSER-A???

Sonic: EGGMAN???

Bowser: Yes, it is I, bowser! I have teamed up with Dr. Eggman in order to steal the chaos emeralds and take over the world!

Robotnik: I TOLD YOU! MY NAME IS NOT EGGMAN YOU DUMBO! ITS ROBOTNIK! RO-BOT-NIK! Dr. IVO ROBOTNIK!

Bowser: OKAY OKAY. FINE. ROBONIK. Or... whatever. Anyway, here we go! "pushes a button, causing a large vacuum to
appear"

The vacuum starts sucking in stuff, including 2 of the 7 chaos emeralds.

Bowser: Yes! We already have 2!

Knuckles: You two are not going to get away with this! "jumps up and punches Kowser's Koopa Klown Kar, putting a huge dent
in it"

Bowser: AGH! Let's get out of here, Robonik.

Robotnik: I told you, It's Robotnik!

Bowser: Whatever. "flies away with Robotnik"

To be continued...