The Chaos Cafe - Chapter 2

Sonic: Eggman needs to be stopped!

Mario: But-a what about bowser-a?

Sonic: Yeah, him too. but anyway, we can't let them get the chaos emeralds. We need a team! Everybody line up!

"Everybody lines up"

Sonic: Okay, so first, anyone that wants to help raise their hand.

"Knuckles, Fawful, Mario, Shadow, and Me Raise their hands."

Sonic: Okay... what about luigi? LUUUUUUIIIIIIIGGIIII???

Luigi: "hides behind table"

Sonic: Come on luigi, dont you want to help us?

Luigi: Nuh-uh.

Sonic: Okay, fine. SHADOW!!!

Shadow: "Drags luigi out of the cafe"

"Everybody leaves"

"we go back to everyone."

Fawful: So.. what is the chaos emeralds are?

Sonic: They are very powerful gems. If someone obtains them all, they will become invincible.

Fawful: Fawful never heard about thing like that since he turned good. But its sounding cool.

Fawful: I am guessing that we cannot let them find them all?

Knuckles: If they find them all, they will be unstoppable. We can't let that happen!

Luigi: I still don't have a good feeling about this... what? MAMA MIA!

Fawful: "Turns around" Luigi? Where are you go? Plumber of green? Hello??? OH NOES!

Everyone else: WHAT???

Fawful: LUIGI IS BEING THE MISSING!!!

Shadow: No, he's not missing. He found a restaurant.

Sonic: Olive garden to be exact!

Mario: Mama mia...wait? Olive garden? ITALIAN FOOD! Can I go join luigi?

Sonic: Well, I suppose we can all get something to eat.... do they have any chili dogs???

Mario: Sorry sonic, but the closest thing they have to a chili dog is bread sticks.

Sonic: Well, I'll probably be able to find something. Do they have macaroni and cheese?

Mario: If you consider-a shells and cheese-a the same thing-a...


Sonic: Its just the shape of the noodle that's different... so I'll have that.

Mario: Well, lets-a go in! I want-a pasta!

Review Time!

Today, I will be reviewing the Gateway NV59 Laptop. Again, I will be categorizing each category.

Screen: The screen is a 15.6" 16:9 HD LED screen. It it quite big, big enough to display most things.

9/10

Speed: Dis here be a very fast laptop. It has 4 Gigabytes of RAM, And has a 2.13 Gigahertz Intel Core i3 Processor. Very fast, It runs a game such as Pseudoform ( http://www.pseudoform.org/ ) at full speed. (At least in low graphics mode, haven't tried normal mode yet.)



Other little things: There is also a Blu-ray disc drive, so you can watch your Blu-ray movies. It also includes a Webcam, microphone, and SD card reader.

10/10

Overall Score: 9.5/10

The Chaos Cafe - Chapter 1

Were you expecting a review? TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

I have a story that I wrote a while back. It is called: The Chaos Cafe. It Takes place in a Cafe run by someone known as SSX, Or SuperstarX. It will be released on the blog as chapters. (Suspense! :D)

Me: "walks in and orders a starsoda and starts walking with it towards a table"

Waluigi: "trips me"

Me: Woah WHAAA! "falls and spills starsoda on shadow"

Shadow: GRR!!! "starts chasing me"

Me: Uh oh... "runs as fast as I can"

Waluigi: (while I am running from shadow, accidentally knocking stuff over) Waha! Waluigi's number one!

Shadow: Meh, I'm wasting my time. "goes to sit down"

Me: *phew* Hey Wario, whatcha got there?

Wario: Its a diamond I found on top a pillar! It was guarded by a red echidna, but I stole it while he was not looking.

Me: Wario, thats a chaos emerald! And that red echidna was Knuckles!

Wario: Knuckles??? You mean that guy with the spikes on his Knuckles?

Me: Yes... Im gonna go tell him that you stole it.

Wario: W-Wait! Here! Take it! I cant stand getting beat up!

Me: -_- And I thought Wario was tough... "gives the emerald to knuckles while mario and ssx argue"

Mario: SSX-a! come on-a! I want another mushroom-a!

SSX: No Mario! you have had too many! besides! you don't have any money left!

Mario: Mamma Mia...

Meanwhile...

Luigi: MAMA MIA! "lands on a table and breaks it"

Fawful: I am seeing plumber of green is falling on table! I must go helpify him!

Fawful: (to luigi) I am seeing that you are hurting as much as crust on bread after it has been cut and thrown in the blender!

Are you having the alrights?

Luigi: Yes, i'm fine. How did I fall on the table?

Fawful: I am not knowing. You just had the touch the chaos emerald and was having teleportation over a table.

Luigi: What? O_o Never mind.

Meanwhile again...

Wario: Meh, shadow is stupid.

Me: ! Orly? You wanna go tell him that?

Wario: Um.... no.

Me: Why not?

Wario: Well, I, uh...

Me: You scared?

Wario: NO! "Belly rumbles" WAHAHA! You know what that means!

Me: O_O EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER!

Wario: WAHAHA! "Mega flatuence"

"the force of the flatus knocks everything over"

"cafe fills with flatuence gas"

Everyone: EW! UGH! "Runs out of cafe"

After the cafe is fixed... again...

SSX: Okay, now since wario is banned from the cafe, maybe now we can haz some peace.

Waluigi: Why did you not ban shadow from the cafe?

SSX: I am not going to answer that. Now...

"A large rumble is heard, and bottles fall off the shelves"

Me: WHOAH! What was that?

"A familiar looking flying clown car and a hovering egg shaped hovercar appear in the air"

Mario: MAMA MIA! BOWSER-A???

Sonic: EGGMAN???

Bowser: Yes, it is I, bowser! I have teamed up with Dr. Eggman in order to steal the chaos emeralds and take over the world!

Robotnik: I TOLD YOU! MY NAME IS NOT EGGMAN YOU DUMBO! ITS ROBOTNIK! RO-BOT-NIK! Dr. IVO ROBOTNIK!

Bowser: OKAY OKAY. FINE. ROBONIK. Or... whatever. Anyway, here we go! "pushes a button, causing a large vacuum to
appear"

The vacuum starts sucking in stuff, including 2 of the 7 chaos emeralds.

Bowser: Yes! We already have 2!

Knuckles: You two are not going to get away with this! "jumps up and punches Kowser's Koopa Klown Kar, putting a huge dent
in it"

Bowser: AGH! Let's get out of here, Robonik.

Robotnik: I told you, It's Robotnik!

Bowser: Whatever. "flies away with Robotnik"

To be continued...

The first post

Yes, my first post on my first blog. This will mostly be about Games, Internet memes, Technology, Etc. I might even write a few stories. 

Today, I will write a review.

Today's game is... *Drumroll* Worms 4: Mayhem! (PC Version)

Worms 4 Mayhem Is a war game developed by Team17 and Sega.

VIOLENCE (3/5): Since this game is about Shooting/Drowning/Blowing up/Crushing/Completely Obliterating enemy worms, there is quite a bit of Violence. However, there is no blood, and when Worms run out of health, they simply explode and leave behind a customizable tombstone. When they land in water, they immediately die, and you see the worm's dead body in the water for a few seconds before it explodes.

SEXUAL STUFF: Not an issue.

LANGUAGE (1/5): Extremely minor exclamations like "Stupid".

SUBSTANCE USE (1/5): In the first mission, some worms are said to be drunk.

Overall age rating: 11+

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REVIEW

Worms 4 Mayhem is the third 3D worms game by Team17, and is Actually the best. I will be categorizing each... Category.

GAMEPLAY: First of all, The game controls almost exactly the same as the 2 3D Worms games before it, (Worms 3D and Worms Forts: Under Siege) with the exception that Worms Forts has a double jump, but it's a pretty minor change. When aiming weapons, there is a first person mode that lets you easily aim at other worms with your weapons. Plus, the controls are customizable.

Gameplay Score: 9/10


SOUND: The sound in Worms 4 is very cartoony and varied, with lots of explosions. The worms will occasionally say humorous things, too. As for the music, it's pretty average. It's good music, but not really the best.

Sound Score: 8/10


REPLAY VALUE: This is one of the most re-playable games that there is. There are five different multiplayer games that are available for online play and local multiplayer. Plus, there are different game styles, where different weapons sets and other things like turn time are changed. You can even create your own game styles!

Replay Value Score: 10/10

Overall score: 9/10